I was told, once, by a boastful Texan than his brother had a cabbage farm in Texas and he planted four cabbages per acre. Not only were his cabbages big but apparently so was the farm itself. He explained that if his brother got his car started in the morning and drove in a straight line until sunset he still wouldn’t have reached the far side of his farm. I told him that we used to have a car like that too!
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